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Sunday, March 04, 2007

The Arboretum


As a child growing up in a college town the University of Illinois campus was my playground. The crisscrossed sidewalks on the quad were a perfect layout bike races, the parking garage of Krannert was our personal skateboard park not to mention its multi leveled rooftops were exceptional for epic (multiple night) games of capture the flag, we’d have art time on the chalkboards of vacant classrooms, and play tag in unlocked apartment buildings. Out of the thousands of play areas we discovered over the years the Arboretum Woods were my favorite. These woods are a natural haven within the bustling university. The woods are located on the south end of Lincoln Ave. in Urbana, tucked between the Japan House and the flower gardens.

My friend Katie was the one who first showed me the Arboretum. One muggy summer afternoon she led me there on her yellow three speed Schwinn bicycle. Running through the trails we found a small clearing of trees and claimed it ours. We quickly got to work making the area into a suitable fort. We arranged logs into chairs, brought in blankets and tied them between trees to create walls, made a fire pit and one night we waited ‘til dusk and carried a mattress four blocks to our new hangout. It was in these woods where some of my fondest memories of my childhood were created.

Oftentimes the games we would play in the Arboretum were elaborate contests that we fashioned with our own intellect and usually had no fewer than 30 rules. Hiding behind brush and scaring hikers was a favorite pastime. Points were distributed by a variety of factors. Scaring a man gave you the highest amount of points, followed by women and then children. The time of day mattered, a night scare being more valuable than a day scare. You also were awarded by the degree of shock you sent your victim into. Profanities were worth significant points, followed by shrills, yelps, jumps, and finally flinches. Our victims were never angry after we scared them. Could you imagine a grown man getting mad at two preteen girls for jumping out of a bush and saying “Boo!”? Neither could we.

My game of choice was the fire lighting contest. We would divide ourselves into two teams. Usually a team had two members, but at the peak of the fort's reign we had teams of four. An egg timer was set for ten minutes and each team was given one Strike Anywhere Match. At this point members scrambled to collect a variety of grass, twigs and branches. With one match you really only had one shot to get your kindling right. There was a set rule that you were allowed to use one sock to aide in the process. Needless to say by the end of the summer none of my socks had their twin and I had to wear flip-flops everywhere. After you got your fire going the goal was to see who could have the tallest, widest, and hottest fire in the ten minute time limit. Fires were judged and scores were kept in a running tally.

As we grew older the visits to the woods became less and less frequent as sports and school dominated our lives. Years later my father showed me an article from the News Gazette about the woods. University officials had discovered what appeared to be a shantytown within the woods boundaries. Homeless people were suspected of inhabiting the forest. It had mentioned of the presence a fire pit, random furniture, and an old mattress was found. A thinning of the timber was ordered so that the heart of the thick could be viewed from its perimeter. Now we will never really know if the items unearthed at The Arboretum were ours from years before, or if they belonged to the supposed new inhabitants of the area, but I like to think that perhaps a new generation of kids stumbled upon the same playground as we and created a entirely new set of games to play among the foliage.

Monday, September 25, 2006

art schmart

Hahaha! Urbana, you are soooo funny! Have you heard the news? Urbana has decided to give incentives to refurbish and rebuild old buildings and turn them into art galleries. The goal is that by having more art galleries in downtown Urbana, people will flock by the thousands to be cultured and inspired by the art, improving the economy while reviving the diminished downtown.

Yeah right! How many times have you been to an art gallery in the greater Champaign-Urbana area and been the only one there? This has happened to me on several occasions. The only people that really seem interested in art are artists themselves. Now the already empty art galleries will now have to compete with more empty galleries.


Let’s be honest, have you ever really had the urge to go an art gallery? I think the numbers are far and few, especially in the 18-24 bracket; One of largest in our area thanks to the university. Where do you suppose these kids want to spend their money? Hmmm…. Well, it rhymes with cars and they serve alcohol. I’ll give you three guesses and the first two don’t count…

Will Urbana ever learn from Champaign's example?

Monday, August 28, 2006

Save the couches!


You know it’s a slow news day when the headline story in the News Gazette is about the Urbana Student Council’s (whoops I mean City Council’s) debate over whether or not to ban indoor furniture on front porches. I think the next debate should be on getting better fish sticks for the cafeteria, or Bonnie Bell Lip-gloss dispensers in the girls bathroom. Like, totally!

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

You are what you eat... CORNY!



When you think of outdoor festivals certain foods come to mind: cotton candy, funnel cakes, French fries, lemon shake-ups. Most of these foods are relatively easy to eat. Usually they are served on sticks, in cups with straws, or of the fried variety (typical finger food). Which brings me to my point: This weekend marks the 31st annual Downtown Urbana Sweetcorn Festival. Sweetcorn of all foods should not be the inspiration for a festival. There are many reasons for this and a main one being that it is one of the least fair friendly foods ever created.

The whole act of eating corn on the cob is particularly unattractive and should never be done on a first date. First, the eater holds the soaking wet ear of corn in their hands where they then spread on gobs of melted margarine and salt. By the time you even get the corn to your mouth your shirt is most likely peppered with drips of oleo. Eating corn on the cob also requires one to bend their back at a near 90-degree angle so to not get corn and butter juice runoff from the chin to other parts of the body. If that wasn’t bad enough, once you have finished your corn and you’ve wiped the excess kernels from your cheeks, there are the pesky kernels that have permanently lodged themselves into the crevices of your teeth.

Now, I have attended the Urbana Sweetcorn Festival on several occasions, and while I’ve succumbed to the temptation of drinking beer behind neon orange snow fencing at 10am, I have never once had the urge to eat the sweetcorn predominantly due to it’s messy nature. Now maybe if they called it the Key Lime Pie on a Stick Festival ,I might be interested…

Monday, August 21, 2006

Going cold turkey isn't as delicious as it sounds.


Wild turkeys may not have been the choice for the national symbol (as Benjamin Franklin wanted), but are undoubtedly a valuable resource for the City of Urbana. Studies have demonstrated that turkeys are an important insect consumer, thus benefiting crop fields, lawns, gardens and farmers more than most realize. Beetles, weevils, dragonflies and larvae are common turkey treats. They also consume spiders, harvestmen, ticks, millipedes, centipedes, snails and slugs. And who wants those things around? As we all know, the mayor of Urbana finds it necessary to call in the feds to take care of these atrocious bug-eating birds. I wonder how much this venture is going to cost the city. You know, I spotted a rare snowy owl twice on Race Street. Maybe we should call the Feds in for that one too. I wish my tax dollars were put to a better use. I’m going to miss those cute birdies.

http://www.kidzone.ws/animals/turkeypuzzle.htm